Joke's on me

She told me I was to full of myself.
I told her not to be jealous, she could also be full of me.
She said I was disgusting.
I asked, how do you think I feel?
She told me no one had ever ruined a good first impression this fast.
I said, if speed impresses you, I think we will do just fine.
She left.
That was quick.

Oh, I just got the joke.


- P -